Game On: Does Our Moon Harbor Secret Alien Bases?
Fellow gamers, have you ever wondered if more lies hidden on Earth‘s moon than NASA cares to admit? What if our barren celestial companion secretly houses sprawling alien structures or bases brimming with advanced tech?
As devotees of sci-fi adventures from Destiny to Mass Effect knows, uncovering mysterious secret areas offers the ultimate gaming thrill. Remember the first time you stumbled upon the world-altering Vaults in Fallout? What if such Samus Aran-worthy discoveries await hidden on humanity‘s very doorstep: The Moon?
An explosive eyewitness account by Air Force veteran Karl Wolfe points to precisely this tantalizing scenario. Let‘s play cosmic investigator and dive deeper! But be warned, confronting the magnitude of what hides up there may shake the very core of what gamers assume about reality…
A Player Starts His Moon Quest
Karl Wolfe – his story starts much like any gamer on a clandestine quest for rare loot and XP. The year: 1964. NASA sets its sights on the moon in a very Project Aelita-esque plan to map lunar landing sites. America‘s proud space program however, harbors a secret side agenda…
To look for Soviet moon bases of course! What self-respecting Moon quest lacks a rival faction? So begins Project Lunar Orbiter and Wolfe‘s journey of progression from Air Force technician to high-level recon agent.
Gamer Profile: Karl Wolfe
Class: Air Force / Electronics & Photography Spy
Base stats: intelligence, electronics repair, photography / imaging techEarns security clearance buffs from system admins for specialized tech ability, gaining access to rare classified lunar imagery
Through fix-it side missions repairing NASA equipment failures, Wolfe unlocks insider access allowing him to sneak glimpses of ultra-rare moon photography locked from public eyes.
What he glimpses changes everything…the familiar lunar terrain shows signs of activity. Strange domed structures litter the surface.necessity Enormous towers loom hundreds of feet taller than any earthbound skyscrapers. Buildings shaped like discs dot the stark moonscape, some topping mind-bending 300 meters in height.
This points to a secret area with next-gen graphics and architecture – suggesting advanced alien NPC factions occupying lunar zones unknown to humanity! But Wolfe hasn‘t even unlocked the MAIN hidden zone…
The Dark Side of the Moon Raid
What gamer isn‘t tempted by mysterious locked areas on any map‘s very fringes? For Wolfe however, simply hearing about this classified zone from astronaut bro Edgar Mitchell risks getting perma-banned by mission control:
"We discovered a base hidden on the dark side of the moon – an operation too sensitive to discuss over the phone. Meet at my safehouse 90 minutes away and I‘ll explain more…"
Talk about secret raids! This has Sekiro-level stealth written all over it. Imagine breaching humanity‘s boldest moon base as part of an elite squadron…creeping along in your lunar rover until THUD – it flips over, punctured by an alien projectile! Crawling from the wreckage you see it loom ahead through your cracked helmet…a massive, sprawling fortress built into the moon‘s very rock. Strange symbols and towering antennae dot its mile-wide edifice…who BUILT this place?!?
Alas, our gamer Karl Wolfe gets no further than the initial cryptic rumor…yet it cements his conviction to expose the truth. Time for Pro-Gamer-Move: go public!
A typical gamer‘s imagination envisioning the secret moon structures…
Sizing Up the Hidden OP Moon Base
Gamers know well the allure of hidden locations – undiscovered Dungeons, isolated Zelda forest temples concealing untold treasures and boss fights.
Let‘s crunch stats on Wolfe‘s discovery to showcase the sheer scale of what likely lurks up there! Base diameter he described?
"Very large, tremendously large…we‘re talking half mile in scale" (19:06)
Suppose the alien base is reasonably oval. Conservatively averaging its diameter as 1320 feet gives a total interior area exceeding 1,369,500 square feet – comparable to 25 football fields.
That beats even Aincrad titan SMA Inc head office giantism! And rise those dimensions into a 3D fortress? We‘re talking mindblowing cubic footage to house advanced tech and alien hordes…Rhombus square arena times over!
This base would dominate most any video game map. Yet it likely merely scratches Earth‘s moon surface area: 14.6 million square miles…over 38x Earth‘s landmass! Our familiar neighborhood moon harbors untold secrets begging for gamers to uncover.
Imagine yourself first to breach the hidden base entrance seal. Deafening alarms trigger…this ain‘t no 8-bit moon tune! Alien elite garrison pours out by the battalion, blob creaturesfillna vast atrium sniffing for your scent…Each room promises unique visuals and physics to tax even 3090 RTX rigs! Think memorizing Boss patterns counts here? Bring your A-game…and pack extra health packs!
Just another secret level for a seasoned gamer to conquer…
So Earth‘s familiar moon likely conceals alien factions, fortresses and unknown tech surpassing our most expansive open-world titles. Yet by NASA‘s imposed silence, society wanders about as blindly as default-skin Jonesys to the epic lore surrounding them!
Rally Gamers to the Cause!
Why would the fearful try keeping such discovery hushed? Think of humanity chained to ignorance while Quake gods wage celestial battles overhead! Gamers cannot abide benignly…Mario thrives only when the Princess gets snatched!
The time has come to lift the veil on these hidden moon zones. What interplanetary faction politics shape our future? Are we cast asGuardians combatting Vex invasions across our solar system? Or more akin to ants dwelling under Fallen Kell boot heels? Only one path reveals our destiny among the stars!
So I call upon the community – let our collective will galvanize! Rally behind Wolfe as heralds to this paradigm-shifting revelation! Together we can hack reality itself, step beyond manned missions and probe the strange structures first-hand.
Imagine rendering every last alien polygon…does their geometry signal friend or foe? Either way – such virtual feat promises gaming‘s greatest glory! Now who will link up and lead the vanguard? Tal-mida, guardians! Onward to high scorehalla!!