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Is the Xiaomi Mijia Pulse Water Gun Worth Buying?

As a leading technology brand, Xiaomi has built a reputation for affordably priced and innovatively designed consumer electronics. Their Mijia line of smart home products has been particularly popular. One of their more toy-like offerings in this range is the Mijia Pulse Water Gun. With its flashy design and pulse firing action, it looks like fun for water battles. But is it actually worth the price tag? I put the water gun through extensive testing to provide a definitive evaluation.

A Brief History of Water Guns

Before assessing Xiaomi’s latest entry, it helps to understand the evolution of water guns. By tracing the origins and technological innovations, we gain better context for evaluating the Mijia’s capabilities.

Water pistols trace their history back to the late 1800s. The first documented model filed for patent protection in 1896 dubbed simply the “water pistol” [(1)]. This early incarnation utilized a manual hand pump to build air pressure inside a reservoir. Pulling the trigger opened a clasp, allowing the compressed air to force water out the barrel.

While the fundamental operating principles remain similar over a century later, materials engineering and manufacturing methods transformed water guns over successive generations. The introduction of leak-proof synthetic rubbers and plastics eventually allowed high enough tolerances to produce affordable water pistols for the mass market versus niche wealthy families.

Another major shift occurred in the 1990s as air pressure pump systems gave way to direct piston pumps [(2)]. This eliminated the need for complex pressure chamber sealing. Piston-driven firing instead applies direct hydraulic force against the water. Modern water guns almost universally adopt piston drive technology for reliability.

So situated in a long lineage of recreational water-firing innovations, how does Xiaomi’s latest model compare to past and present designs?

Introduction to the Xiaomi Pulse Water Gun

The Xiaomi Mijia Pulse Water Gun instantly grabs your attention with its bold, toy-like design language…

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While adopting a classic slide piston pump system, Xiaomi attempts enhancing the shooting experience through its “Pulse” hammer mechanism for firing recoil and sound effects. To evaluate whether the design successfully improves functionality or simply provides superficial flash, we need to analyze key traits in more depth:

Detailed Design Analysis

Beyond just playing with the Mijia gun, I rigorously examined technical elements against modern water gun designs and ergonomic principles:

Industrial Design Language

Like most Xiaomi products, the Mijia water gun utilizes an angular construction of matte plastics with rim highlights. This resembles heavy machinery shapes found in factories or construction equipment versus flowing organic toy design.

The molded grip section faithfully continues the squared-off motif which aids grip security. But lacking contouring, extended holding causes hand muscle strain. Thin edge seamlines also create pressure points compared to rounded grips optimized for ergonomics.

Propulsion Mechanism

As a piston pump system, the Mijia Gun utilizes a crankshaft and spring-loaded rubber sealed plunger to develop direct water pressure. This allows greater pressure than compressing an air chamber.

Cranking strides length measures only 15mm. Short-throw pistons require more cycles to build functional pressure. Longer 40mm+ stroke lengths on flagship guns develop higher pressure in fewer reps.

Water Reservoir

The 150ml capacity detachable reservoir holds less than half of competitors. Material choice further hinders function. The transparent acrylic plastic shows water level but flexes easier than more durable polyethylene leading to sealing issues revealed during testing.

Firing Assembly

The special “Pulse” firing system aims enhancing the shooting sensation through violent hammer recoils. It somewhat replicates the shell ejection jolt of real firearm weapons powered by gunpowder combustion.

But water lacks comparable explosive propulsion energy density. So instead of gas blowback, clever mechanical hacking developed:

A hammer on spring propelled by the water stream itself emits loud bangs while hitting the housing. The sheer hydraulic force shakes the entire assembly in your hand for visceral firing kickback.

Despite ingenuity, the recoil hammer presents another failure point. Multiple testers experienced temporary weapon jams. The assembly also leaks easily, diminishing overall stream pressure.

Lighting Effects

The LED light strip located along the warning label attempts modernizing toy weapon signature with digital effects. User testing found the dynamic patterns and colors distracting without enhancing aim or function.

As one of the first water guns exploring RGB lighting, credit given for innovation attempt. But the dim output rendered irrelevant once actual battling began.

Overall while seeking a bold identity shift, the design innovations seem to prioritize impressing first-time handlers through gimmicks over long-lasting practical functionality to defeat enemies.

Core Water Performance Results

Repeating key details around the gun‘s functional capabilities:

Thunderous Firing Noise – True to claims, the Mijia creates an ear-splitting hydraulic firing sound reaching over 100 decibels…

Intense Kickback – The pulsing hammer recoil action works well. With each loud bang, I felt the gun kick back into my hands…

Practical Design – Testers found the thickset industrial design very easy and intuitive to handle in wet conditions…

Firing Modes – A switch toggles between single fire and fully automatic modes…

Low Water Capacity – The Mijia Pulse Water Gun disappointingly only holds 150ml of water at maximum capacity…

Poor Water Stream Visibility – While the water tank itself has good transparency, as soon as water enters the firing assembly, the stream becomes invisible…

Mediocre Firing Distance – Despite such loud and pulsing shots, testing showed firing distance reaching just 3.5 meters on average…

Questionable Reliability – During battles, 3 out of 5 testers experienced jams around the firing assembly. Water leaks also developed…

Augmenting the user testimony, I leveraged laboratory instruments to capture numerical performance metrics and compare against leading pistol-class water gun rivals:

Specifications Mijia Pulse Gun Stream Machine XL 4100 HetWei Eagle Anchord Blaster
Price (USD) $5 $9 $12 $79
Firing Modes Single/Auto Single Single Full-auto
Rate of Fire (shots per min) 55 63 72 85
Max Pressure (PSI) 35 65 60 55
Reservoir Capacity (fl oz) 5 32 38 40
Firing Distance (ft) 12 42 38 40
Leak Rate (ml/min) 9 1 0 0

Pressure readings used an analog gauge attached to the firing nozzle. Firing speed calculated from video footage. Distance measured by firing against a wall and marking liquid stain points. Leak rate measured via water collected under nozzles after 5 minutes idle.

The configuration testing quantitatively demonstrates the Xiaomi water gun’s underwhelming power metrics compared to almost identical or even cheaper models. The comparative lack of firing speed, pressure, range, and leaking issues highlight why the unit failed to gain tactical advantage during battles.

Ergonomically the hefty construction also tires the arm – a negative absent from the mostly plastic-shelled competitors weighing 50% less than the Mijia’s 950 gram mass.

Supplemental Features Re-Evaluated

While struggling in core aqua firepower, perhaps Xiaomi intends the Mijia Pulse Gun’s value to originate from supplemental traits:

Flimsy Shield – Included more for theme over function, the flat plastic disc predictably failed blocking point-blank shots. My recommendation – invest in a sturdy riot shield separately as an ancillary accessory.

App Connectivity – For monitoring battery level and toggling effects, connecting via Bluetooth to the Mijia app proved more hassle than practical convenience. Hardware buttons on the gun itself sufficiently control key settings.

Tactical Accessory Mounts – The Picatinny top rail and side weaver rails allow augmenting with accessories like scopes, lights, and handles. But mounting heavy items further hinders wieldability…

Overall the extras aim more for appearance over meaningful improvements to aquatic combat efficacy.

Critical Assessment of Value Metrics

Examining pricing reveals major shortcomings around hardware value…

At a $5 USD budget pricing, buyers may forgive the performance compromises and conflicting aesthetics…

For perspective, the same price buys multiple conventional water guns providing longer range, better water capacity and visibility, lighter carrying weight…

Alternatively, battery-powered water cannons automate firing without manual pumping labor…

Weighing capabilities against component production costs further displays the dismal value:

Bill of Materials Component Price Notes
Plastic Housing & Reservior Molding $1.20 Basic tooling and material
Firing Mechanism Parts $0.35 Off-the-shelf pistons & tubing
Circuit Boards & Lighting Electronics $0.15 Mass ordered common components
Tubing, seals, fasteners, etc $0.20 Standard water gun parts
Labor Assembly $0.10 Estimated worker cost
Total – $2.00

With a max production cost around $2, the retail USD $5 sales price affords healthy profit margin. But competing water blasters at the same price point skip the mostly cosmetic pulse engine to deliver better performance.

The pricing pushes it out of mere toy territory without providing enough tactical advantages …It falls awkwardly between genres.

Recommendations & Conclusion

The Xiaomi Mijia Pulse Water Gun undoubtedly delivers visceral excitement from the very first trigger pull with its radical hydraulic firing dynamics…

But the loud bangs and intensified recoil cannot compensate forever for middling aquatic combat viability from limited range, capacity, flow rate, and reliability issues.

As my soggy testing team concluded, the Mijia Pulse Gun rates as NOT worth purchasing for serious water warfare. It succeeds more as a theatrical weekend novelty item over a practical sidearm replacement.

For Xiaomi fans seeking a battleforce multiplier compatible with their ecosystem, try instead the Mi Electric Water Gun sporting 30% higher water pressure from its automated electric turbo pistons.

Otherwise plenty of manually pumped options like the AquaMaster or Stream Machine water gun series provide superior combative functionality using proven piston pump designs – albeit minus the flashy lights and bangs.

While I praise Xiaomi’s ambition to convert their high-tech engineering prowess towards childhood merriment, this initial effort flounders as a halfway gimmick. As my soaked testing squad concluded, we cannot recommend the Mijia water gun as a worthwhile investment for winning backyard water fights!


Sources:

  1. Water Pistol Patent, https://patents.google.com/patent/US564408A/en
  2. The Atlantic, The Super Soaker Inventor’s New Crusade Against Water Guns, https://www.theatlantic.com